Me: Babe can we do it on the table?
Her: Omg yeah bae you’re so sexy
Tortillas are my favourite food.
Can anyone in the Bay Area let me and my boyfriend crash with them for a night before the Basement show and after?
No more meet me in the pit jokes
encounter me in the trench
bump into me at the cavern
Rendezvous at the tunnel
I am the best boyfriend ever.
I’ve missed you. sickenedxnomore
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon